The $8,000,000 Angel Investor Problem...
We reached out to an angel investor for start-up capital. Honestly we were only seeking $15,000 and an opportunity to run NOSHA Organic on our own terms. So we submitted an honest itemization of our stock, equipment, licenses and patents... and were shocked when we were offered $250,000 for a $8M valuation!!
The catch: Repay 5% interest until the loan was repaid, then 4 points for perpetuity. 100% of nothing is Nothing so we were going to bite the bullet and send our bank statements & itemization for funding.
Then something strange happened. Divine Intervention if you believe in such things... My dad called.
Lord knows I love my dad. But after 10 minutes of talking to that Baby Boomer, I knew there was no amount of money to make me volunteer for another dad... and the man who owns your future is your father-figure, so I told the team that we needed to find another way.
One of the reasons our valuation was $8M is because a friend was a buyer for Trader Joes and got us in the national distribution database. So while we were determined to sell off our website and in local stores until we broke the glass ceiling, I got a call from the Cali office that asked "Have you checked your email? Everybody loves those Dirty Folks ads and wants you!"
Normally you have to pay $1,500 to even get a national brand's attention, but here we were getting solicited by the big boys! The only problem: We didn't have nearly enough inventory.
Then something strange happened. Divine Intervention if you believe in such things... My dad called.
Lord knows I love my dad. But after 10 minutes of talking to that Baby Boomer, I knew there was no amount of money to make me volunteer for another dad... and the man who owns your future is your father-figure, so I told the team that we needed to find another way.
One of the reasons our valuation was $8M is because a friend was a buyer for Trader Joes and got us in the national distribution database. So while we were determined to sell off our website and in local stores until we broke the glass ceiling, I got a call from the Cali office that asked "Have you checked your email? Everybody loves those Dirty Folks ads and wants you!"
Normally you have to pay $1,500 to even get a national brand's attention, but here we were getting solicited by the big boys! The only problem: We didn't have nearly enough inventory.
The [Penny] Pitch...
Instead of paying angel investors or corporate barons who just want to fatten us for the slaughter, we want to go into business with YOU. We're allocating 30% of our company to everyday investors, with a pinky-promise that you'll triple your contribution during our IPO.
That's .04 cents per share, with an Initial Purchase Order of .12 cents when we go to the penny stock market. That's a win-win-win. It's easy!
Thank you for reading all of this. It was a lot! Lol. And be sure to grab some soap & deodorant while you're here.
That's .04 cents per share, with an Initial Purchase Order of .12 cents when we go to the penny stock market. That's a win-win-win. It's easy!
- Grab your bundle(s) of penny stocks.
- E-sign the Shareholder's Agreement you'll receive after confirmation.
Thank you for reading all of this. It was a lot! Lol. And be sure to grab some soap & deodorant while you're here.
